Stranger Things is back, and if you've spent the last three years wondering what happened to Hawkins after that massive portal tore the town apart, you're not alone. The final season's here, and we're not spoiling anything—but we do need to talk about entrances.

You know the feeling of a bad handshake.

Too limp. Too aggressive. Sweaty palm. Wrong grip. It colours everything that comes after, even if the conversation goes well.

Your door handle is the same.